I used to think I'd like to see the thing that men call war,
To hear machine-gun bullets swish and high explosives roar,
To feel my blood course through my veins afire with battle's lust,
I used to think I'd sell my soul for one good bayonet thrust.
Beach Thomas filled my brains with many dreams of fierce delight,
Of trenches full of sturdy Britons spoiling for a fight
Of grey dawn rising slowly o'er the valley of the Somme,
Of great clouds rent asunder by the burst of shell and bomb.
I.G's who did a Cook's tour once a year to
With formulae and slide rule slightly changed my point of view,
They filled my brain with factors and siege gunner's rules of thumb,
But still I lived in hopes of mighty fights that were to come.
I read the rules of ranging till I knew them off by heart,
I studied tracts on camouflage and trajectory charts,
I had the M.V.'s painted on the muzzles of the guns,
And dreamed each night I'd bracketed advancing mobs of Huns.
At railhead where he spent three days the B.S.M. went sick,
I almost wept for him, poor chap, it seemed a bit too thick,
And with breaking voice I said good-bye, the brave man wore
Upon his face a patient smile - he had been out before.
Then we went up the line. I'll not forget my first abode,
A little rat-infested German dug-out near a road.
"Aha at last," I thought "discomfort ! Soon we'll see a fight."
And of mighty deeds I'd do the next day I dreamt all night.
For three long months we stayed there in that dreary sea of mud,
Surrounded by remains of what had once been flesh and blood.
We made a mighty dug-out thirty feet down in the earth
And there to many strange new thoughts my nimble mind gave birth.
I thought of all the brass hats and the tabs red, green and blue
That make so picturesque the colour scheme at G.H.Q.
And mentally I ceased to stoop to kiss their garments' hem,
I even dared one day to greet a passing A.P.M.
One dud day when the mist was thick and snipers couldn't snipe,
Or gunners range, I sat in my O.P and smoked my pipe,
And listened to the duckboards creak for an hour and a half
Beneath the martial tread of half the British General Staff.
I was the battery F.O.O. for eight months and a day
How many rounds I have observed I should not like to say,
But I've never used a slide rule or any formulae
And I do not even know the melting point of N.C.T.
The Gyn beneath whose baleful yoke at Lydd I bowed my head
Was buried deep and o'er its grave a grateful prayer I said.
We wrote it off destroyed by shell fire, thus we hid our sin,
And saved instead two dozen Vermouth and a case of gin.
I've heard the anguished stricken cry of strong men and of weak,
I've seen the limbless try to walk, the jawless try to speak,
I've seen brave men grow sick with fear and grovel in the dust,
But never have I seen blood drawn with one good Bayonet thrust.. |